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Veubiah

There was a baby that was buried in the forest. The forest was really nice, with green trees and foliage all around. A snake saw the baby buried in the forest and climbed down from the tree to look at the baby.

"Hmmph." She said. She climbed down and dug the baby up with her hands. She held the baby in her hands.
"I will name you dirt, since I pulled you out of the dirt." She took the baby home to her husband. She showed her husband the baby.
"Look what I found in the forest. I have named him Dirt." The husband came from what he was doing.
"A name? If you gave the baby a name we have to give ourselves names too."
"Ok," She said. "What shall we name ourselves?"
"I will be named Anaconda, and you will be named Cobra."
"Those names are bad!" She said. "I want a color added to it!" He looked at her.
"If you have a color the baby needs a color too. What color is the baby?"
"Let me name him brown dirt surrounded by green trees!"
"That is a long name," he said. "But that is still good. I will call you Yellow Cobra with brown spot, since you have dark freckles all over your skin. What will you call me?"
"I will call you Anaconda that swallowed the sun and the waters of the Earth and River."
"That is a good name."
"Anaconda, how do we feed Dirt?"
"I don't know."

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