Skip to main content

Demonology Chronicles #1

 In the beginning there was rock, lava and fire. There was a lot of Fire. God said, 

"Let there be rock, lava and fire." And so there was a lot of rock, a lot of lava and a lot of Fire. More Fire than rock. More Fire than lava and more Fire than Fire. Demons were created from Fire. And they loved the Fire. There was Fire in their bones, and under their skin. 


One day a demon was walking. Going to the Fire pit as usual. To hang out with his friends. He passed the gigantic rock stature of Lucifer. He looked at the statue and clasped his hands together once out of respect. Some demons were hanging out by the statue. Talking politics. He passed them and kept going to find his friends. He saw them and waved. 

"Hey Bone Eater, Bone Tenderizer."

"Hey Bone Crusher." They were eating some skins. 

"What are you guys eating, I'm hungry." They gave him some. 

"It's fresh, some human got dropped today." Bone Tenderizer said.

"That's good." He said.

"I have something good we can do today." Bone Eater said. He was eating an arm piece. 

"What do you want to do today." Bone Crusher said. 

"There's this demon messing with my sister. I want to beat him up." Bone Eater's sister was unnaturally beautiful. She was supposed to go to the nunnery soon for her beauty. For her protection until marriage. 

"Alright." Bone Crusher said.

"Alright." Bone Tenderizer said. 

-----------

They found the demon messing with Bone Crusher's sister. He was in the marketplace. They followed him to a dark alleyway in a crevice. 


"What are you guys doing following me?" The demon said. He looked worried. 

"We came to beat you up." Bone Eater said. He had a toothpick in his mouth. 

"Why?"

"For messing with my sister." Bone Eater said. He threw the first punch. He had taken some toothpicks and had them between his fingers. The demons face was bloody. The jumped the demon. Kicking him and punching him. The demon lay bloody on the ground. Then smoke appeared from his body and there was a flash of light. There in the place of the bloody demon was an angel. 

"Oh shit!" Bone Tenderizer said.

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Haaiah

Once upon a time before the heavens were the heavens, and the land was the land, everything was the heavens, and everyone lived in the heavens.  On this particular day in the heavens it was this particular angel's birthday, so he invited his friends over to celebrate. He swept his whole house and cleaned all of his counters. He set out some food for his friends for when they would arrive. Bowls of grapes and cucumbers, and honeydews. His favorite fruit was plums, but they were all out in the store. Plums were always hard to find.  His friends began to arrive. His friend, Jazeriel was first to arrive with his friend Lunel.  "Happy Birthday Lionel!"  "Happy Birthday Lionel!" They both said. They brought along some presents with them.   "Thank you, Jazerial, Lunel! Thanks for coming!" They came in and put the present on the counter.  "How have you been Lionel, what do you wish for yourself on this new year?"  "I wish to have more time off, ...
Post a Comment
Read more

Iabamiah

This was the time before the land became the land, and the waters became the waters. Everything was the heavens, and everyone lived in the heavens. In the heavens, there are angels called the Thrones. These angels are in charge of carrying God's throne. They are all really strong, with large muscles. One of these throne angels was arrogant. He thought himself better than all the other angels in the heavens. He was right, he did carry God's throne. Supporting God was all he did, all day. One day this throne angel was walking and got lost in the heavens. He called out for help but there were no other angels around to help him. He wandered about by himself. Maybe after an hour, he saw a rabbit. "Rabbit! Where am I! Show me the way!" The rabbit looked up startled, and said, "I do not know the way, I live here. My friend the racoon can show you the way, he is super smart." "Ok! Where is this racoon!" The rabbit hopped around and led him to the...
Post a Comment
Read more

Jerathel

Once upon a time, before the heavens were the heavens, and before the land was the land. Everything was the heavens and everyone lived in the heavens.  An angel decided to go shopping today in the marketplace. On his way he saw his friend, Saint Christopher.  "How are you doing today Saint Christopher?"  "I am doing good, thank you Kirel."  "I am going to shop in the marketplace today, do you want to come?" Saint Christopher thought about it a moment. He did need to pick up some cabbage and soup mix.  "Alright, I will come with you. I need to buy some cabbage and soup mix."  "Haha, soup mix?" You should use a real chicken you know, not that processed stuff." Saint Christopher thought a moment.  "Yes, you are right." They went to go shopping in the marketplace together. They reached the stores and wandered around, looking at the items being sold.  "Do you need anything from here?" Saint Christopher asked.  "...
Post a Comment
Read more