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Demonology Chronicles #1

 In the beginning there was rock, lava and fire. There was a lot of Fire. God said, 

"Let there be rock, lava and fire." And so there was a lot of rock, a lot of lava and a lot of Fire. More Fire than rock. More Fire than lava and more Fire than Fire. Demons were created from Fire. And they loved the Fire. There was Fire in their bones, and under their skin. 


One day a demon was walking. Going to the Fire pit as usual. To hang out with his friends. He passed the gigantic rock stature of Lucifer. He looked at the statue and clasped his hands together once out of respect. Some demons were hanging out by the statue. Talking politics. He passed them and kept going to find his friends. He saw them and waved. 

"Hey Bone Eater, Bone Tenderizer."

"Hey Bone Crusher." They were eating some skins. 

"What are you guys eating, I'm hungry." They gave him some. 

"It's fresh, some human got dropped today." Bone Tenderizer said.

"That's good." He said.

"I have something good we can do today." Bone Eater said. He was eating an arm piece. 

"What do you want to do today." Bone Crusher said. 

"There's this demon messing with my sister. I want to beat him up." Bone Eater's sister was unnaturally beautiful. She was supposed to go to the nunnery soon for her beauty. For her protection until marriage. 

"Alright." Bone Crusher said.

"Alright." Bone Tenderizer said. 

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They found the demon messing with Bone Crusher's sister. He was in the marketplace. They followed him to a dark alleyway in a crevice. 


"What are you guys doing following me?" The demon said. He looked worried. 

"We came to beat you up." Bone Eater said. He had a toothpick in his mouth. 

"Why?"

"For messing with my sister." Bone Eater said. He threw the first punch. He had taken some toothpicks and had them between his fingers. The demons face was bloody. The jumped the demon. Kicking him and punching him. The demon lay bloody on the ground. Then smoke appeared from his body and there was a flash of light. There in the place of the bloody demon was an angel. 

"Oh shit!" Bone Tenderizer said.

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