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Demonology Chronicles #4

 Bone Crusher, Bone Tenderizer and Bone Eater left Bone Tenderizer's house and went to the Lucifer statue. There were usually guards stationed there. Bone Tenderizer took lead. 

"We found something a couple days ago." He said to the guard.

"We don't have time for you guys, what did you find?" The guard said.

"We found an angel wandering in the hell. He's in my dungeon." Bone Tenderizer's father was a Lord of the Far East side of Hell. Esteemed but not too esteemed. 

"An angel huh, and the next thing you'll tell us is the sun is in the west." The guards laughed.

"We're being serious." Bone Crusher said. 

"Show us where he is." One of the guards said. "We'll take him away if what you say is true."

They led the guards to Bone Tenderizer's house. 

They saw the light from the stairs. They went further in. The light lit up the whole dungeon. The guards peered in the cell. They looked at each other. 

"What does the law say." 

"Forget that, I know what it says." They opened the door and the angel tried to escape. He looked like he had been crying. He stabbed one of the guards with a dagger concealed in his robes. He fought hard and managed to get up the stairs. The guard lancet's got tangled in the narrow hallway. The angel climbed the stairs and escaped outside. The light shone in the dark hell. People were blinded by the light. Darkness reigns in hell, there was no sun. The three friends ran up the stairs after the angel and saw him outside flying away. 

"Shit." Bone Eater said. The guards managed to untangle themselves but the angel was already gone. 

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