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Iabamiah

This was the time before the land became the land, and the waters became the waters. Everything was the heavens, and everyone lived in the heavens.

In the heavens, there are angels called the Thrones. These angels are in charge of carrying God's throne. They are all really strong, with large muscles. One of these throne angels was arrogant. He thought himself better than all the other angels in the heavens. He was right, he did carry God's throne. Supporting God was all he did, all day.

One day this throne angel was walking and got lost in the heavens. He called out for help but there were no other angels around to help him. He wandered about by himself. Maybe after an hour, he saw a rabbit.

"Rabbit! Where am I! Show me the way!" The rabbit looked up startled, and said,

"I do not know the way, I live here. My friend the racoon can show you the way, he is super smart."

"Ok! Where is this racoon!" The rabbit hopped around and led him to the racoon.

"This is my friend racoon. He will show you the way."

"Raccoon! How do I get back!"

"I do not know. Hyena knows the way. He's always moving around." The throne angel thought a moment.

"Okay, bring me to the hyena! You are sure he knows the way!" Both the rabbit and the raccoon nodded yes.

"Okay! Bring me to him!" The raccoon walked along and the rabbit hopped for an hour and a half looking for the hyena. Finally they found him.

"Hyena, this throne angel is lost. Show him the way." Hyena looked at the throne angel. He looked him up and down. He was super tall and muscular.

"Okay, I will show you the way." The hyena walked the throne angel back to where he was supposed to be. It took three and a quarter hours to get the throne angel back to his house. When he got there the throne angels friends were all eating dinner.

"Where were you?" His friends asked.

"I got really lost!" He patted the hyena on the head. The hyena said,

"Don't get lost again." And then went all the way back home. It was a three and a quarter hour walk.

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