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Haamiah

This is from the time before the land became land and the waters became the waters. Everything was the heavens, and everyone resided in the heavens.

In the heavens, there are angels called the thrones that carry the throne of God. They are really strong and muscular. They support God in everything he does.

One day a throne angel was in his house. He spilled something on the floor and had no idea how to clean it. He spilled his smoothie shake on the floor. It contained apricots, lichee, celery and pears. He really loved pears. He bought 100 pears everyday from the market and it was always gone in two days. So his shake spilled on the floor and he was very upset.

"Aghh! My smoothie! By Jesus Christ!" How do I clean this, he thought to himself. I better go ask Holy Mother Mary. She knows how to clean. So he left the mess on the floor and went to go find Holy Mother Mary. She lived on the other side of the mountain, in the valley. She didn't like water, so she didn't live near the lake. He got to Holy Mother Mary's house and barged in.

"Holy Mother Mary! How do I clean!"

Another angel was already at her house playing a board game. He looked up at the throne angels entrance.

"Holy Mother Mary is in the shower." The throne angel looked around.

"Oh! Alright, I'll wait." The throne angel sat down. Holy Mother Mary came out the shower ten minutes later.

"Hmmph. Who is this angel I do not know?" She spoke haughtily.

"Sorry! Holy Mother Mary! I spilled something in my house and I don't know how to clean!" She looked at him.

"What do you mean you don't know how to clean! This is simple stuff!" She looked at him.

"No problem.  I will come to your house." They traveled back to the other side of the mountain to the throne angels house.

"Ok, where is this spill?!"

"Right here Holy Mother Mary!" She looked at it.

"Okay, this is how you clean. Do you have an old cloth?!"

"All my clothes are new Holy Mother Mary!"

"Take the oldest one! Go get it!"

"Yes Holy Mother Mary!" He ran and got his oldest clothes.

"Here you go Holy Mother Mary!"

"Okay! Good! Tear it to shreads!" He looked confused.

"Wha-?"

"While you do that I will get a stick. We are making a mop! I have seen them beforehand." She left the house promptly. The throne angel tore his oldest clothes to shreads. Holy Mother Mary came back with a stick.

"Now, have some vertical pieces at the end of this stick and then tie a separate clothing shread in a knot on top the shreads. Tie a knot around the stick and the vertical strands so it stays in place." They finished the mop.

"Okay! Now mop the floor! To do this, put the side with the shreads on the floor and move it across the mess in a back and forth motion. I will get some water, for when the mops shreads are dirty." The throne angel mopped and Holy Mother Mary got a wooden bucket from the backyard. She filled it at the sink with water.

"Okay," She said as she came back in. "Now put the mop in the water and swish it around. Then put your hands in it and squeeze the mops shreads." 

"Yes, Holy Mother Mary!" The throne angel cleaned the mop.

"Now, continue to mop the floor and clean the mop until there is no mess."

"Yes, Holy Mother Mary!" The throne angel continued mopping. Then he was done.

"Okay! You are done now! Do you need anything else from me!"

"No Holy Mother Mary! You have helped me a lot, now I will make another smoothie!"

"Okay, good! Don't make any more messes!"

"Yes, Holy Mother Mary!" Holy Mother Mary went back to her own house across the mountain in the valley.

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