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Mahasiah

Once upon a time, before the land was the land. And the waters were the waters. Everything was the heavens, and everyone lived in the heavens.

Once there was an angel who liked to play in the waters in the heavens. There were deep ponds and shallow ponds. Lakes and rivers. They had fish, frogs, snakes and eels. Everyone lived together happily.

This angel was out playing in the pond, trying to catch frogs. They would always slip through his fingers but he liked playing with them anyway. Feeling their flesh squish between his fingers and seeing them leap around was the best part. There were hundreds of frogs to a pond, and when he played in their midst they would leap around everywhere. He had great fun. So much fun, he wanted to be a guardian angel of frogs when he grew up. Of course there is no guardian angel of frogs.

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