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Iaiel

There were pots of gold buried in Emperor Beelzebub's backyard. Everyone went looking for it. Only all they found was bones and skeletons. They all left him alone after that. All through the streets his name was heard.
"Did you know? Did you hear?"
"Emperor Beelzebub has skeletones and bones buried in his backyard. I wonder what else we could find." He laughed.
Some people got together to ransack Emperor Beelzebub's land and see what else they could find. The first one went to Emperor Beelzebub's land and came away with boils all over his body.
"I'm not going back," he told the people, "that land is cursed." So he never went back.
Then a second person went to Emperor Beelzebub's land. He went and came back thinking he was fine.
"I went and didn't find anything."
"You didn't find anything?" The people said. The next day he noticed a fly following him around wherever he went.
"I am not going back there." He said.
A third more determined person went to Emperor Beelzebub's land. He dug in the dirt with his hands, but his hands came away bloody. He left and didn't go back.
A fourth person went and he brought a shovel with him.
"I am determined to find something." He said. He went and dug in Emperor Beelzebub's land. He got dirt in his eye and stopped digging.
"I'm going back home," he said. "I am not coming back."
A fifth person, went to Emperor Beelzebub's land. More determined, he brought a bag with him. "I am definitely, going to find something." He wandered in Emperor Beelzebub's land and came across a field. This field had a bunch of yellow cows.
"Hmmph. Yellow cows are expensive. I will borrow one. Hehe." He laughed. He found a little yellow cow, and tried to shove him in the bag. He got all the way home with the cow. He opened the bag and the cow was still there. He put the cow in his backyard. He showed his friends.
"Look what I got from Emperor Beelzebub's land." They all looked at it.
It was a yellow cow.

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