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Haaiah

Once upon a time before the heavens were the heavens, and the land was the land, everything was the heavens, and everyone lived in the heavens. 

On this particular day in the heavens it was this particular angel's birthday, so he invited his friends over to celebrate. He swept his whole house and cleaned all of his counters. He set out some food for his friends for when they would arrive. Bowls of grapes and cucumbers, and honeydews. His favorite fruit was plums, but they were all out in the store. Plums were always hard to find. 

His friends began to arrive. His friend, Jazeriel was first to arrive with his friend Lunel. 

"Happy Birthday Lionel!" 
"Happy Birthday Lionel!" They both said. They brought along some presents with them.  

"Thank you, Jazerial, Lunel! Thanks for coming!" They came in and put the present on the counter. 

"How have you been Lionel, what do you wish for yourself on this new year?" 

"I wish to have more time off, haha, we are always working so hard, haha." 

"That is true. " Lunel said. More people began to arrive and knock on the door. 

"I will go answer it." The angel said. He opened the door and saw the rest of his friends. They had all brought presents with them. 

"Thank you for coming!" The angel said.


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