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Hahuiah

Once upon a time, before the hell was called hell. It was called Gehennum. It was a place of rock, and mountains of rock. There was no fire, and no lava. Just rock, and mountains of rock. 

There was a demon name Takdiel. He liked to go shopping in the market. He was at the market today, just like any other day. Today he was buying some fine sand for his fish. He like to change his pet fishes sand every month or so. He saw a demon selling some orange sand from the beaches. 

"What beach did you get this sand from?" The demon smiled. His teeth were red, like his skin. 
"I got it from the west side! Brand new!" He felt the sand. It was prickly, but didn't stick to his fingers like other sand did. 
"I like this sand." 
"Do you! It is from the sand of the west, it used to have molten lava all over, the ground was still hot. The sand was black in the beginning, then after the black sand blew away, it was brown, then after that orange. It will be yellow with the suns heat later." 
"That is nice." Takdiel said. 
"It will be more expensive when yellow, do you want to buy it now or later?" 
"I may not have money later for the yellow sand, if I buy the orange sand." Takdiel said. "Let me buy the blue sand I usually do." He looked at the orange sand. It was fine, but the yellow was nice. He bought the blue sand with crystals, and went back home. 

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