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Once upon a time before hell was called hell, it was called Gehennum. There was no fire. Only rock, and mountains of rock. No lava, no water. Just rock, and mountains of rock. 

There was a demon, very pretty for a demon. Only two horns, and some spikes on his tail. His nails were long, and black. He went to the store in hell. He needed to buy some perfume, he took care of his appearance very well. He looked around at the scents they had. Lavender, was too strong, and too feminine. Vanilla was too light, and would attract bugs. Musk was nice, but his friend wore that. He saw a yellow looking scent and brought it to the demon at the front. 

"What scent is this?" He asked. the demon took the small bottle. He opened it and smelled it. 
"It smells nice," He said, "It's chamomile."
"Okay, I'll buy it." He gave the demon some bottle caps. 
"Thank you, come again." The demon smiled. No teeth. 
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