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Lauviah

Once upon a time before the land became the land, and the waters became the waters. Everything was the heavens. And everyone lived in the heavens. 

One day an angel was in the marketplace selling oranges. He sold oranges really well. So well that people said he could offer you the sun and the moon. And you would by it, though it was free for everyone to see, everyday. One day he tried to do just that. He met a pretty angel girl and said to her, 

"If I could get you the sun and the moon, pull them down from the sky, and crush the pieces in your hair, would you buy it?" 

"You are just talking." The angel said in response. 

"I really could do it." He said. 

"Thats fine if you could." She said. 

They got married and lived happily ever after, and he didn't even need to pull down the sun and the moon. 

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