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The next day the sun rose rose and set again. Anaconda and Cobra still did not know how to feed the baby. The baby was happy though. Playing in the dead skin Anaconda and Cobra shed every month.

An angel appeared at the front of Anaconda and Cobra's house.
"How did you guys get this baby. They are not easy to take care of."
Cobra looked up from making vegetable soup for Anaconda.
"I found him in the dirt! So I named him Dirt surrounded by green leaves in the forest!"
"Oh ok. That makes sense I guess. I will show you how to feed the baby. Take these dead skins and crush them with your mill stone. Then put it in water and boil it. Wait until the water turns white, then you give that to the baby cold. Don't give the baby hot liquid or else he will have no mouth."
"Why can't the baby have hot liquid,  Anaconda and I have hot liquid all the time."
Anaconda came from where he was.
"Don't interrupt the angel. Keep going, how else do we feed Dirt surrounded by green foliage in the forest."
"You feed him after 90 days, small clumps of your skin. You can wet the skin too. Wet the skin and feed it to him in small clumps. If you do large chunks he will have no stomach. Feed him this for 20 more days, and then he can eat regular food like Anaconda and Cobra."
"Ok, that sounds good!"

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