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Jehuiah

This story is a scary story. Before the hellfire was the hellfire. Burning hot and molten. At this time it was just all rock and mountains of rock. Still, there was no water. Just rock and mountains of rock.

At this time the sun was out and red all over. The middle of the day. All the demons liked this time of day, so everyone was out of their houses. One of these demons wanted to go to visit his mother, but he had no clue where she was. He knew she would be out so there was no point going to her house.

"Let me call her on the phone." He said. He went to the phone in the plaza. No one was using it. He went to the phone. Good thing I know her number, 01256. He dialed the number.

"01256, I think." He said. He waited for her to pick up. She picked up the phone.

"Who is this number!!!!"

"Mom!!! It is I!! Your son!!! Incarnate!!!!"

"Oh, yes son!! What is it."

"Come to coffee with me!!!!!! I know good places!!!!!!"

"I don't want coffee."

"Come to tea!!!!! I know some good places!!!!!"

"Tea??? That is interesting, I have never drank tea, in tea places."

"Okay, I am in the plaza on the right top side."

"Ok." She hung up the phone. The demon went to the right top side where his friend was to wait for his mother. He and his friend talked as he waited. His mother arrived in an hour and a half.

"Son! I have arrived. Let us go to tea!"

"Yes. I know some good places." They went to the first tea place. They drank tea and had scones. All the food was good.

"I am still hungry!!! Take me someplace else!!!!"

"Okay. I know some good places to eat." They went to get soda and clam meat.

"This is a good place, my friend suggested to me. It is a good place."

"Okay!!!!" They went inside and sat to eat.

"Let us change tables and eat outside."

"That is true lets eat outside while the sun is still hot." They moved tables. They got their food and ate. After their soda and clam meat, they went home.

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